(bisexual)

i think men are too emotional to own websites

darael:
darael:
ayeforscotland:
ayeforscotland:
Twitter is limiting the number of tweets non-blue checks can read per day to 600 lmao.
Binfire website.
Imagine paying $12 per month and only getting to see 6000 tweets a day.
Advertisers (upon whom Twitter famously relies) are well-known for loving it when platforms limit the amount of engagement a user can do.
Update: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALT
(ID in alt)
Holy fucking moly hahahahaha

radiofreederry:

malscare:

who’s packing me lunch

underbite:

dude…. these 🤨 sunglasses

omgislena-blog:

jame7t:
I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

cryptotheism:

powerburial:
hungwy:
sorry but this ai expansion of the descartes portrait is literally so swagful
this was the guy leaving comments on pornhub
“who give a shit”

animecidiyolar:

They look so sily 🫠

lesbiancinnabun:

zouffle:
ghostcrows:
due to inflation you must answer my riddles five
due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes
due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

mishafletcher:

curlicuecal:
bannock-and-biopolitics:
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry

polyhymniaagain:

Images I would insist on cutting from a script as “It’s laying it on a bit too thick don’t you think?”

nuclearbiologist:

once-upon-a-witching-hour:
nuclearbiologist:
lowpolyanimals:
Water Snake from Team Fortress 2
this isn’t low poly
Isn’t this the highest poly model in the entire game?
yes it is by miles

capnsaltsquid:

lithi:
THEY MADE ONE FOR LINK
Can you imagine the kids’ school journals if they went on a field trip with Link?
“Dear Diary, today Mister Link took us to see some cool ruins in the valley. He says he remembers when they weren’t ruins but that was 100 years ago and Mister Link is not 100 years old so I think he was joking.
Also we were attacked by a Bokoblin but Mister Link cut its head off and showed us how to use its guts to make a potion that makes you super strong. Then he took us back to Hateno and taught us about how violence doesn’t solve your problems unless your problem is a Bokoblin and then it does”.

linguisticparadox:

islakariese:
justcatposts:
“It’s not that wet”
(via)
This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet
This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”

fartgallery:

just overhead the most fucked up conversation at walmart:
customer: do you guys have any grapes?
employee: no, they stopped making grapes *walks away*